My soup is so dreamy My soup is so creamy My soup comes from the mines of Guatemala Your soup comes from used up toilet water My soup's got chicken, carrots, potatoes and peas Your soup has the essence of cheese? C'mon, please! When my stuff gets served, man, it makes a splash It should! It's been cooking for like a week and a half
Your soups thin and cheap Like a $2 antique My soup ran through your speakers And all that came out was peak My soups thick and beefy And always significantly hotter Your soups full of cat hair And smells like hotdog water Your soup gets skin after less than a minute My soups like a hot tub and everybody's up in it Your soups that thing in the fridge you keep meaning to throw out My soups that thing in the fridge that makes you keep freaking the f#ck out
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Looks like Plantoids.